Smutswap 2017

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General bulletproof kinks: Dirty talk, object insertion, anything on the forced to tell the truth or forced to admit to feelings spectrum. Anything that leans heavily on transgression of social norms to make it work as a kink. Characters who are intense about each other.

Likes and Preferences: I'm open to fic of any length. For smut fics third person is my preference but I'm not allergic to first or second person. I have really specific tastes in art and poetry, so I haven't requested anything that leans that way. For fic I'm pretty easy to please! You can be as extreme on the smut spectrum as you like, or you can go with a more shippy fic that includes some sex scenes, and either will be delightful. For Dirty Talk, slurs (slut, whore etc) are fine to use.

General DNW: Infidelity, character death, humiliation/mortification, awkward sex, injury to eyes, mpreg, kidfic, incest, grooming, mentor/student in any sexual situation, mutilation, characters not actually liking each other. (By which I mean, I'm here for sex between people who think each other are fucking fantastic, even if they don't particularly act like it sometimes. )


Fandom: Night Vale
Relationship/s: Carlos/Cecil Palmer
Medium: Fanfiction
Kinks: Dirty Talk, Tentacles, Fucked Raw, Fuckable Nipples, Lactation Kink, Egg Laying/Oviposition, Anal Gaping, Comeplay, Come Inflation, Kink Discovery, Xeno, Biting, Lingerie, Feminization, Sharing Fantasies, Stomach Bulge, Somebody's Genitalia Just Got An Upgrade, Guro, Object Insertion, Large Insertion

I love that you can make any kink in this fandom work. I have no particular headcanon for Cecil's appearance, so go with whatever works for you. Here are some prompts, but don't feel you need to follow them. Also, while this is a list of "all the porn!!" prompts, I would also love a more shippy or plotty fic if that is what you'd like to write.

- Carlos kinking hard on a non-standard-human Cecil. He just fucking loves Cecil's Tentacles/Upgraded Genitalia/Fuckable Nipples/Ovipositor/Xeno-something-else. Whatever it is that you want to go with, Writer, Carlos is in sexual heaven. Cecil's pretty happy to have a partner who hasn't run away.

- Night Vale Shenanigans! Carlos has woken up with Fuckable Nipples and an insatiable need to be fucked, like, everywhere. Cecil is more than happy to explore the new possibilities. Lactation Kink, Fucked Raw, Kink Discovery, Comeplay. Bonus points for breast expansion due to Come Inflation, maybe plays with Feminization.

- Carlos has an Oviposition Kink. Cecil doesn't actually have the biological equipment to fulfill it, so he finds the toys to roleplay it for him instead. Or maybe his Genitalia Got An Upgrade so he can give Carlos this. Oviposition, Stomach Bulge, Come Inflation, Anal Gaping, Large Insertion. What I like about this kink is the being filled aspect, having things that don't belong put in his body by someone else. The laying/birthing part is not so important.

- Cecil's a bit of a Dom and Carlos kind of loves it. He feels used in the best way. Might include: Feminization, Dirty Talk, Lingerie, Biting, Comeplay, might include Carlos kinking on a not-quite-human Cecil who is maybe just that little bit unpredictable and definitely stronger than him.

- Cecil has a lactation kink, and Carlos happens to know that Science can help. They train Cecil to produce milk and they both kink on it hard. Might play with Feminization Kink and Lingerie, might not.

- Come Inflation. I want to see Carlos so full of come in stomach or ass or both that he can't move. Bonus if it's a weekend project and Cecil just keeps fucking him and plugging him over and over. Might include Fucked Raw and Dirty Talk. Definitely includes truly improbable amounts of come, possible due to Cecil In Heat, deliberate potion to cause the effect, or maybe it's just a thing Cecil can do.

- Guro. Cecil is a Night Vale citizen and he has Needs. Carlos is surprisingly okay with that. Medical realism not required. Please no permanent mutilation/injury, but you can give Cecil crazy healing abilities if you want to go extreme. Scars are sexy, though.

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Fandom: MCU
Relationship/s: Loki/Tony Stark
Medium: Fanfiction
Kinks: Rough Sex, Power Dynamics, Dirty Talk, Dream Sex, Unwilling Attraction, Human Fucktoy, Wrecked Asshole, Blackmail/Sexual Coercion, Fucked Raw, Xeno, Cock Slut, Object Insertion, Secret Relationships/Forbidden Relationships, Sex Toys Under Clothing, Possessive Behavior, Stomach Bulge, Size Kink, Marking


Any of these prompts work with Tony/Actual Loki, or with Tony jerking off while fantasizing about Loki. Prefer an unredeemed Loki to start with, but maybe he's heading in that direction. Also, maybe Tony thinks he's dreaming/fantasizing but eventual surprise Actual Loki.

I want to see a Tony who gets off on being dominated and feeling coerced and used. This a possible dub-con setup but not non-con. Emphasis on Loki's greater strength, size, age, his magical abilities, all the ways that Tony can't really stop him. (He probably could, eventually, genius and JARVIS being what they are, but - he kind of doesn't want to.) Prefer that they do actually like each other, very unwillingly and possibly they wouldn't admit that to one another. I'd like to see the possibility that their relationship might become one of trust eventually.

- No one knows that Loki comes to Tony in his dreams and does wonderful, terrible things to him. Secret Relationships, Human Fucktoy, Rough Sex, Coercion.

- Tony kinking on Loki's Frost Giant form. When Loki fucks him like that, his cock is almost too big for Tony to take. Maybe Loki has other Xeno-type characteristics in this form. Stomach Bulge, Size Kink, Xeno, Wrecked Asshole.

- Loki can just. go. forever. He shows up when he needs to get off, and then fucks Tony for hours. Fucked Raw, Wrecked Asshole, Human Fucktoy, Cock Slut, Dirty Talk.

- This might have started out as Unwilling Attraction on both sides, (A lowly human! A supervillian!) but now they are unhealthily attached to each other. Possessive Behavior, Marking, Power Dynamics, Rough Sex. Bonus for relationship reveal and Tony choosing Loki over the team, if they try to make him break it off.

- Loki has magical sex toys and he's not afraid to use them ... on Tony. Sex Toys Under Clothing, Object Insertion.

- Tony's sexual partners usually want him to take the lead. He's never had someone like Loki who just overwhelms him. It's fucking fantastic. Cock Slut, Dirty Talk, Marking, Size Kink, Rough Sex.

Fandom Specific DNW: Loki pushing Tony into actual real-world bad consequences. It's just a particularly fucked up sex relationship, not a step to world domination. No Loki betraying Tony in the context of their relationship.

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Fandom: X-Files
Relationship/s: Solo: Fox Mulder, Alex Krycek/Fox Mulder
Medium: Fanfiction
Kinks: Object Insertion, Object Birth, Large Insertion, Anal Gaping, Anal Training, Wrecked Asshole, Dirty Talk, Wet & Messy, Desperate Arousal/Sexual Frustration, Rough Sex


Fox Mulder: Solo

- Mulder knows and embraces his Objection Insertion kink. He puts all kinds of things inside himself, the larger and more inappropriate the better. He likes to keep the object/s in as he sleeps or goes about his life in his apartment, and then birth the objects when he can't take the stretch any more. For this one, not in public, no going to work with toys inside. Wrecked Asshole, Object Birth, Large Insertion, Anal Training, Anal Gaping, Object Insertion. Medical realism not required.

- For X-Files reasons, Desperate Arousal/Sexual Frustration. Mulder is home after a particularly weird case. Jerking off doesn't work. The only thing that helps is stretching his asshole out.

Mulder/Krycek

- One of them really likes playing with the other's ass. Putting things in it, making them push them out again, stretching it, training it. Anal Training, Anal Gaping, Object Insertion, Large Insertion, Object Birth, Wrecked Asshole, Dirty Talk

- Desperate Arousal due to case, and Mulder's in trouble. Luckily, Alex has been creepily keeping an eye on him in case of assassination attempts and comes to help. Writer's choice as to who's getting fucked. Dirty Talk, Wet & Messy, Rough Sex.

Fandom Specific DNW: Insertion of Alex's prosthetic arm. Amputee kink. Mulder fantasizing about Scully or Skinner.

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Fandom: SGA
Relationship/s: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Medium: Fanfiction
Kinks: Public Trashcan, Public Use, Cock Slut, Aphrodisiacs, Desperate Arousal/Sexual Frustration, Objectification/Dehumanization, Object Insertion, Drug-Induced Sex, Sex Toys Under Clothing, Wrecked Asshole, Aliens Made Them Do It, Dirty Talk, Truth Serum, Anal Gaping


- Aliens Made John swallow the local aphrodisiac and spend the day as the Public Trashcan. (IDK, it's a trust-proving exercise he kind of agreed to because ZPM, or it's a punishment for running afoul of local laws. Either way he's actually, secretly kinking on the whole thing.) Possibly also Public Use. He's restrained in a public place and any trash that passing citizens needs to get rid of goes in his ass. If Public Use as well, then maybe his mouth is for fucking. None of his team are supposed to see this, but Rodney is Rodney and does. And it's hot, and he can see John loves it, and he'd really like to help John out with those urges back home. Might include: Desperate Arousal, Cock Slut, Wrecked Asshole, Objectification, Drug Induced Sex. Might start out as a rape-like scenario with the aliens but isn't with Rodney. DNW: Permanent injury, embarrassing trips to Atlantis medical: John is fine - for certain values of fine - once he goes back through the gate.

- John is such a cock slut. He wants cock, or something like a cock, in him at all times if he can. Rodney makes it happen.

- Rodney likes to make John guess what just got shoved up his ass. It stays in until he can guess or Rodney wants to use John's ass for something else.

- Oh no, Truth Serum! Also possibly an Aphrodisiac. It makes one of them or both of them confess to what they consider their most secret kinks or fantasies. Fortunately it turns out that Thing is really hot for both of them.

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Fandom: MCU
Relationship/s: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Medium: Fanfiction
Kinks: Feminization, Shame in Sexual Desires, Male Lactation, Crossdressing, Lingerie, Dirty Talk, Internalized Homophobia

- In this prompt, Steve is a gay cis man who likes to be called a girl. Steve struggles with internalized homophobia and the gender roles he was raised with. He's ashamed to want it, but he kinks hard on being dressed up in female clothing and treated as Tony's "girl". Lots of dirty talk, Steve's ass referred to a pussy or cunt, lots of attention paid to how "slutty" Steve is. Bonus for Steve getting fucked from behind while he's wearing a skirt or dress, especially if Tony makes him sit on his cock.

- Steve's tits produce milk. Maybe it's a little-known serum thing, maybe they role-played a lactation kink until whoops, it happened, or maybe it was an intentional training thing. But it sure helps with the Feminization kink. Bonus for Lingerie, Shame, Dirty Talk.

- Steve and Tony just have a lot of very filthy sex, if you matched on something that doesn't fit all the gender play stuff. I love Tony getting utterly manhandled by Steve and ending up totally fucked out and dripping come.

Fandom Specific DNW: It's important that Tony doesn't think Steve's kinks are anything to be ashamed of, even if Steve does.